Sunday 29 October 2017

The Monster under the Floor!

Don't fall in, Sonning!
One of the problems with being rescued from a tree you can't remember climbing, is that you start to wonder if a monster put you there.  Then you start to wonder if monsters are to blame for all sorts of things you don't understand.  That's why it's important to read books and find out about things properly!


When I first joined the crew of Uplander II, I didn't understand what made the boat move.  I could hear something rumbling under the floor, just in front of where Polar and Grizzly stood at the back of the boat.  The louder it rumbled, the faster the boat moved.  The rumbling noise seemed to be controlled by a little red lever on the side of a wooden panel, which Polar or Grizzly sometimes pushed backwards or forwards.


I didn't understand what this did, because I didn't know the boat had an engine or what an engine was.  I imagined that a creature with huge webbed feet lived under the floor and, when it paddled its feet slowly, the boat moved slowly and, when it paddled fast, the boat went faster.  If it didn't paddle at all, we drifted with the current and we stopped if it paddled backwards for a little while. 

Grizzly - Keeper of the Rumbly Monster?

I thought the little red lever probably released food for the Rumbly Monster, as I called it, and that the further the lever was pushed forward, the more food came out for the Rumbly Monster and the faster it could swim.  In a funny sort of way, I was almost right about that!  Then Grizzly told Polar he was going to 'check the bilge' and lifted up part of the floor and, when I peeped over the edge of my red and white ring to see what was there (which was very brave of me), instead of a big slimy, swimming thing, I saw a grey metal thing and that was making the rumbling noise.  I felt such a silly little bear!  I was very glad Polar and Grizzly didn't know how silly I was.


Later, I found a book about looking after boats which explained what the engine did, that it ate diesel fuel to make energy to turn the propeller round and for electricity for our lights and water pump.  I want to find out more about engines, so I can put my overalls on and help if anything goes wrong with Uppie's engine (which happens occasionally).
Engine Repair Bear
I used to think locks were monsters too.  I'm going ask Polar if we can share one of her stories about me, which explains what they really are and how I found out how they work, so look out for another post soon!


Monday 23 October 2017

My Friend Hanley

Bear Buddies
While I was travelling around England with Polar and Grizzly, I saw no other bears on boats.  Although I was very happy with my human friends for company, sometimes it's nice to be with someone who speaks Bear and understands Bear Things. 
Etruria Junction
When Polar and Grizzly were almost home, they moored Uppie outside a big restaurant at a place called Etruria.  That evening, one of Polar's friends from work, whose human name is Tina, came to meet them.  She brought her mum and her sister, and she brought two bears too!  The bears' names were GrGrrGrrGrowl and GrowlGRGrowl and we had a lovely evening together, once I got used to the way they spoke. 

GrGrrGrrGrowl kept calling me 'Duck'.
Not a bear!
'Just because I live on the canal, that doesn't make me a duck!' I told him.  That was one of my little jokes.  GrowlGRGrowl laughed and laughed but GrGrrGrrGrowl thought I was making fun of him.

I told them about my journey and how I had learned to make jam - a story I will share with you another day - while GrGrrGrrGrowl and GrowlGRGrowl told me all sorts of interesting things about their home city.  By the time they had finished, I was really looking
forward to spending more time in Stoke-on-Trent, although it hadn't looked all that exciting from the canal so far, compared to some of the other places I had been.


The smaller bear, GrGrrGrrGrowl, wanted to be a boat bear too and asked Tina if he could join me on Uppie.  He needed a human name, so Polar and Grizzly had something to call him.  We decided he would be Hanley Bear, as we thought Etruria sounded like a name for an old lady bear. 

Hanley is the name of one of the Six Towns that make up the city of Stoke-on-Trent.  Hanley Bear explained that if I was going to live here, it was important to know the names of them all.  Some people say Hanley is the most important of the towns and the City Centre, which is why Hanley the bear picked it, but folk who live in the other five - Tunstall, Burslem, Fenton, Stoke-upon-Trent and Longton - often disagree.
Not the real Paddington!
When I met Hanley, he had been dressed like Paddington Bear, rather like how humans sometimes dress up as Elvis and sing to make a living.  I thought he might be the real Paddington at first, until I asked him if he had a marmalade sandwich under his hat, for emergencies.

'No duck,' he said.  He explained that he didn't really like marmalade sandwiches.  'I prefer oatcakes!'

I couldn't imagine there could be anything tastier than a good marmalade sandwich, so I thought that was a very peculiar thing for a bear to say.  However, Hanley says some of the best North Staffordshire oatcakes are made on a canal boat by a lady called Kay and, although I haven't tried one yet, I think they would make a delicious meal for a hungry boat bear!

After we had finished dinner, we said goodbye to Tina, her family and GrowlGRGrowl, and Hanley came aboard Uppie with me.  We had an exciting boat adventure the next day, which I will tell you about when I get to that part of my travels. 
Whatever is this?
When Uppie reached the end of its journey, Grizzly and Polar took us to their house.  That is where we live when we aren't going somewhere by boat.  Polar has started making new clothes for Hanley so that, when we go out, Hanley isn't mistaken for the real Paddington.  We have a special bag to travel in, so look out for us exploring The Potteries together! 








Saturday 14 October 2017

A Very Small Bear on a Very Big River

The village of Sonning, where Polar and Grizzly found me, is next to the River Thames.  That is why they were there.  They had used canals, then the river, to bring Uplander II south from Stoke-on-Trent, which is quite close to the middle of England. 

Sonning is a long way south from Stoke-on-Trent, near a big town called Reading (pronounced 'Redding' not 'Reeding', by the way), where a canal called the Kennet and Avon Canal starts.  If Polar and Grizzly had gone that way, they would have found themselves in the city of Bristol - but without a bear in their crew!
On the way to Sonning, Polar and Grizzly visited  many nice towns and cities, including Coventry, Banbury and Oxford, but they found no bears to rescue in any of these places. 

At Oxford, they joined the Thames.  Polar and Grizzly were very nervous about that, because the Thames is a very big river, while Uppie is not a very big boat.  They always wear life jackets when steering the boat on rivers, in case they fall in the water, because the river can be very deep.  
The Thames has big locks and weirs too.  When I first heard my human friends talking about weirs and locks, and how you had to be very careful around them, I thought they must be monsters!
Once they had stopped to rescue me, Polar and Grizzly set off downstream again.  Because I was sitting in the red and white ring on the roof, I could see clearly where we were going. 
I could also see other boats out on the river and lots of different animals and birds.  Most of them weren't on boats and, although I met some boat dogs and even saw one or two boat cats, there were no other boat bears!
On a sunny summer day, the Thames is a lovely place to be.  It is, however, very big!  We had lots of adventures together on the Thames and I am looking forward to telling you more about those another day, but my next post might be about a very, very small friend of mine.




Sunday 8 October 2017

The (Boat) Bear Necessities


A well-dressed boat bear
If you decide to live on a boat, especially a small boat travelling along a big river, you need the right equipment and suitable clothes for all eventualities.
Under-dressed for a life afloat
A blue and white striped top alone isn't enough, even if you are a bear with fur all over your body.  You need clothes that will keep your fur clean when you are near grease and oil from boat engines, locks and all sorts of other boaty things I didn't understand before joining the crew of Uplander II. 

Luckily for me, Polar can sew.  This is because when she was a human cub, she was much bigger than most other girl cubs and had to make her own clothes - with help from her mum - or wear clothes for boy cubs.  Polar still sews, although this is usually to repair clothes she has worn out or damaged.  She does not approve of wasting anything that can be reused.

My first boat clothes were some dungerees and a hat, made from parts of a pair of Polar's old jeans, which had lots of holes above the knee on the left leg.  Polar isn't sure why it's always the left leg on her jeans that wears out first but she thinks it's something to do with the way she digs her allotment. 
I am going to explain how we made my dungarees shortly, but - and this is very important: if you want to make some matching dungarees for your own bear - or another animal friend - using a grown-up's jeans, you must make sure the grown-up doesn't want to wear them again. 

Polar won't wear jeans with big holes in the knees because the torn fabric would get caught on lock gear and could trip her into the canal.  Also, she has creaky knees and likes to keep them warm.  However, humans who don't have boats or creaky knees don't worry about this and they wear holey jeans because they are fashionable.  Therefore, please be very careful not cut up your mummy or daddy's fashionable holey jeans to make bear clothes, no matter how much you love your bear!
Here are some pictures of me wearing my dungarees.  Don't they look smart!  They are my favourite outfit.  We made most of them from the bottom of the legs of Polar's worst jeans, re-using the original trouser hem.  We chose sections that weren't frayed and cut out two rectangular pieces, long enough to go from my feet up above my tummy and wide enough to go half way round me with enough to spare for seams.  Polar sewed the bottom half of each rectangle into tubes just wide enough to go over my back paws and long enough to reach almost to the top of my legs, then joined what had been the inside leg seams of each tube to the other piece of fabric, at the front and back, leaving a gap at the back for my tail!  Then she turned over the top twice and stitched it down inside, almost invisibly and with no fraying edges visible.

She made the straps by carefully cutting out the trim along the two bigger front pockets and used the small front pocket to make the bib, keeping the little stud on it and matching it with one from another pocket, so they look like fastenings.  My hat is made out of an oval of jeans fabric and a section of the waistband, with another piece for the brim.  Because of this, it has a label inside, which says Long Tall Sally and a number 18.  It has holes for my ears, so I can hear what is going on around me.
Because Polar is a big human, even after she had made me my dungarees and hat, there was plenty of material to make me some overalls too, which I wear when there is work to do on Uplander II's engine.  I don't do the work myself but I like to watch the mechanic from River Canal Rescue, as I learn things that way.  I would quite like to work for them when I grow up. 
My overalls also keep my fur clean when I'm making jam.  They zip up at the front because Polar cut around the zip in her jeans to make the front of my overalls.  The back pockets made very nicely trimmed sleeves.
 
There was even enough spare fabric after that to put big patches across the splits in the legs of her second-worst jeans, which is what she was keeping them for.  There is still some denim left over, so she is now making something for a friend of mine.  I will tell you about him another day.

In my next post about making boat things for bears, I will show you how to turn a 'Bag for Life' into a 'Bag for Life-jacket'!  Before that, I want to tell you more about my journey...

Saturday 7 October 2017

Sonning Finds a Home



This is Polar's story about how I met her and Grizzly.  It was first published here:
Sonning - at Sonning
He decided that, although he was hanging in a tree and swaying backwards and forwards in the breeze, he probably wasn’t a leaf.  He could see that he had furry paws and a furry tummy.  He could just about focus his eyes close enough to it to see that he had a furry nose too.  He realised that he must be an animal of some sort. 
He was, in fact, a small beige bear.  He was wearing a blue and white striped jersey and it was this that held him in the tree.  A long twig was threaded through the back of it and the small bear was suspended underneath.  The small bear couldn’t remember how he came to be in the tree.  He thought someone, or something, must have put him there, but he had no idea why.  He wondered if one of the big birds with big, sharp beaks, nasty claws and forked tails had carried him up there, to have for dinner later.  The bear had seen them catch other furry animals out in the fields, which were not much smaller than he was. 
In front of his tree was a little patch of green grass and, in front of that, there was a big, shiny river.  The small bear watched as a big white bird which had been sailing along on the water started to flap its wings, then to run along the surface of the river and finally to lift into the sky.  It flew over his tree and its wings made a funny whistling noise as they swept through the air.  The bear had seen it eating grass and river weeds so he didn’t think it ate small bears.  He waved at it, hoping it would rescue him before the forked-tailed birds saw him, but it didn’t seem to see him.
‘Oh dear!’ said the bear.
He wondered if the river might have put him in the tree during a flood, but he couldn’t remember being carried along in the water and although he was a little bit damp, he thought he would be wetter if he had been swimming for his life.  There were people out on the river but they weren’t swimming.  They were in boats.  Some of the boats were very big with lots of people on them, being noisy.  Some were very small and fast, moving over the surface of the river like pond-skater insects, with the people in them pulling long wooden sticks backwards and forwards.  Some were sleek, white boats with smartly-dressed people on them, laughing loudly.  Some were long, thin boats which sat low in the water.  They were brightly-painted in all sorts of cheerful colours and some even had flowers or vegetables on the roof.  One of these boats was coming close to his tree.  It was blue with a cream-coloured roof and there were red flowers growing in pots on the roof and painted on the side.  A man jumped off it, holding rope.  The boat stopped moving and another person got off.  The small bear waved at them but they didn’t see him.  They were too busy knocking metal sticks into the grass with hammers.
‘On dear!’ he said again.
At least with people this close to his tree, the small bear thought, the fierce birds would stay away.  There were some more boats along the bank, also tied by ropes to metal sticks.  The small bear realised that the sticks stopped the boats from drifting away with the current.  The people came and went from the boats, going over to talk to each other and having picnics on the grassy bank.  The people from the blue boat stayed close by it all afternoon, cleaning it and watering the plants on the roof.
‘I wonder if they’ll stay here for ever?’ the bear thought.  Even if they didn’t see him in his tree, they would keep him safe just by being there.
They stayed all night.  When it started to get dark, the people went inside their boats and lights came on in the windows.  The small bear though it looked very cosy inside the little blue boat.  Even when the lights went out, he could still see the shape of the boat, dark against the silvery sheen of the river under the stars.  The small bear fell asleep, still swaying gently in the breeze that rocked his branch.  He started dreaming about travelling down the river on the little blue boat. 
Very suddenly, he woke up.
‘What’s this?’ said a voice, close to his face.
The small bear opened his eyes in panic.  Something had seized hold of him round the middle.  There were two big green eyes staring at him, either side of what he thought was a huge beak. 
‘Oh no!  One of the big birds with the forked tails has got me!’ he thought. 
Then he saw that the beak was actually a human nose and the eyes were human eyes, and he wasn’t being held in a claw but a large, tanned hand.  Another large hand was unthreading his jersey from the tree.

‘There’s a teddy bear in this elderberry bush!’ said the person holding him, who he now recognised as one of the blue boat’s people.  She was tall enough to reach him easily and was talking to the man who had jumped off with the rope.
‘A what, love?’ he said.
‘A teddy bear!’  The small bear was held out for the man, who wasn’t quite so tall, to see.
‘What a dear little chap!’ he said.  ‘I wonder how he got up there?’
‘I expect a child dropped him and someone else found him.  They must have put him up there for safe keeping, in case the owners came back to look for him.’  The tall lady frowned.  ‘Perhaps we should leave him there?’
‘No!  Don’t leave me!’ said the bear, but the people didn’t seem to hear him.
‘He’s a bit soggy,’ said the man, poking the bear’s tummy.  ‘He must have been there for several days as it hasn’t rained recently.  If someone was going to come back for him, I think they would have done so by now.’
‘Then we’ll take him with us!’ said the tall woman.  She smiled at the small bear and carried him onto the blue boat, which was making a sort of rumbling noise.  There was a big red and white ring on the roof.  She sat the small bear in it while she and the man hit the metal sticks on their sides with a hammer and pulled them out of the ground, keeping hold of the ropes.  The man threw his rope onto the front of the boat and got onto the back with his metal stick, the woman got on with her metal stick in one hand and the rope coiled up in the other, then the man pushed a little lever, which changed the boat’s rumbling noise so it was higher and a little louder.
The boat started to move away from the grassy bank.
‘Fancy that being Yuri Geller’s mansion!’ said the woman, pointing back at a huge house behind a high fence, a little way from the bear’s tree.
‘And the gardener said George Clooney and Theresa May have houses here too,’ the man said.  ‘You don’t think this little fellow belonged to anyone famous, do you?’
The small bear had no idea who any of these people were or what famous meant.   
‘He’s part of Uppie’s crew now,’ said the woman.
The small bear guessed that 'Uppie' must be their nickname for the boat.  He had read the words Uplander II and Kidsgrove on its side and thought Uplander II must be the boat’s name. 
‘What are we going to call him?’ asked the man, looking at the little bear.
The woman thought for a moment.  ‘I think we ought to apply the Michael Bond principle for naming lost bears,’ she said seriously.  ‘Paddington Bear was called Paddington because he was found at Paddington Station.  According to that rule, this little bear should be called Sonning, because that’s where we've found him.’     
The small bear couldn’t remember if he’d ever had any other name but he thought Sonning sounded quite dignified.  He sat up a little bit straighter in the big red and white ring and looked around him.  The boat was right out in the middle of the river now, passing all sorts of swimming birds, big and small, and was heading downstream with the current.  The Thames twisted and turned, glinting in the summer sunshine.  The small bear felt his fur starting to dry as the day grew warmer.
Sonning didn’t know what was around the next bend.  He didn’t know the names of the boat people or where they came from or were going to.  However, they were clearly on an adventure of some sort – boat journeys are always adventures - and he was going with them!

A Small Bear says "Hello!"

Meet the Author!
Hello!

My name is Sonning Bear. Well, that's my name in one of your human languages.  In bear, it's GrrrrrrgrrrGrowl, but my human friends didn't know that when they called me Sonning.

As most of you reading this will be humans, you can call me Sonning too.

In my blog, I'm going to tell you about my journey from the Thames Valley to Stoke-on-Trent in Staffordshire, on board a boat called Uplander II.  I've had lots of adventures and I'm sure there will be even more in future, so I will tell you about those too.
I'll also show you how we made me lots of useful things, including my boating clothes, waterproofs and life-jacket, as I had nothing except a T-shirt when I first came aboard.

I'll let my friend Polar tell you how I got the name 'Sonning'.  Polar (or GrGrrGROWL in bear) isn't really her name.  I called her that when I didn't know her human name because she is very big and has white fur. 
Polar takes lots of photographs and likes writing stories, although most of them aren't about small bears.

I called her husband Grizzly (GRRRGrrrGRRRGrowl), because his fur is (mostly) brown.  Grizzly isn't as big as Polar.  He is very kind to all small animals, especially me and two human cubs who are his grandsons.
I hope you will enjoy reading about my journeys along the canals and rivers, about the places we visit and about the humans, animals and birds we meet along the way and along the Wey!  (That's a river in Surrey and my first go at a joke in English, so I'm sorry if it isn't very good).

It's almost small bear's bedtime now, so...

Bye, bye!